help needed! Please?

[secretlytodream]

So, here`s the deal.

I really don`t know anything about CSS code, and i think i don`t have enough patience to learn it. Yeah, i can sit before my computer, making video, wasting hours and hours on my new silly video, but i just can`t use this time for something more important.
Anyway.
Does anyone of my flist knows CSS code? *puppy eyes* ladymanson, hun, i just can`t ask you make for me something else...I think you`d wanna kill me or something...xD

So, i spent few hours making this "what i call LJ layout" thing in Photoshop, and i`m pretty sure it`s possible to make it with CSS code, but i just really can`t even imagine what it would look like.

Here`s the pic:


So. Can anyone do it, or does anyone knows someone who can?
I have a PDF file, so that amazing person can watch what fonts, colors, etc. i used.
I don`t know what i can do for that amazing person, who can make a CSS code of this for me, maybe a video? Cause...i just really don`t know what else i can offer *thinks*

Just leave a comment here, and i`ll answer you guys.

Thanks everyone for everything.
I`m done.